What would happen if Jesus went duck hunting with Dick Cheney?

(sorry I didn't know whether to categorize this under politics or religion)What would happen if Jesus went duck hunting with Dick Cheney?
he'd end up with holes other than in his hands feet and sideWhat would happen if Jesus went duck hunting with Dick Cheney?
personnaly i think that when cheney shot that dude , it WAS NO ACCIDENT!! i thinkt that he knew WAAY to much and it was a warningand i think that jesus would just take the hit....and forgive cheney..for real...
cheney had a gun..





you better run..
turned the buckshot into cocaine
I do believe that when Jesus comes back to Earth, he will have better things to do than duck hunt
DO us a favor please go hunting with Dick Cheney
He would fill his limit in 0.0000000023 seconds.
They'd go out with hammer %26amp; nails and there'd be a ';Cross'; accident.
Ducks would fall like rain from the heavens
Probably have a heart attack