Do you think John McCain would wear this hunting or to a party?

I think a good product would be ';Baby Duck Hat';. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.Do you think John McCain would wear this hunting or to a party?
I used to do that! Exept I used a ';Baby Alligator Hat';. And the mommy alligator didn't think it was that funny. Neither did I.